Sometimes I wish I could stop and smell the roses I’ll admit everyone who writes code is kind of brain broken. Anything that has a 90% failure and 10% success rate feels like it should be avoided at all costs. Unfortunately, high pay and masochism runs rampant in software development…

Do people write this shit unironically? Nope, that isn’t photoshop or a parody. This is the real world kiddos. If I say I’m “thoughtful and transparent” my hands are clean then baby. I serve the shareholders and that’s what is best for the employees of Microsoft. Let’s see how this…

Giving chase sometimes ain’t worth it Read an article about median tech salaries? Visited Levels FYI and compared high values of Microsoft and Amazon salaries for data engineers? Saw a blog on Medium about a $30k signing bonus? You get the idea. Tech employment is extremely lucrative, especially if you…

If you ain’t first, your last — I came across an interesting article discussing a petition to Pause Giant AI Experiments in the name of humanity. Some notable names exist on the list ranging from professors, CEOs, and experts in the field. At a glance, I would appreciate some damn regulation for once in my fucking life. …

The fate of your employment isn’t controlled by you — No end in sight for layoffs, but for those who fortunately have a job, what do you do? Psychotically throw away any semblance of a work/life balance to ensure job safety. Who cares if you’re on the AI corporate posturing ethics team. You need to prove you’re worth and beat…

If code can’t be perfect, at least be first to break it — My computer science degree lied to me, perfect code isn’t real. All those damn 200 line coding assignments I sweated out were all for nothing. Jokes aside, it’s weird for a profession which requires absolute correctness, we overlook the flawed human element of it frequently. Today, I make a brave…

I am asking you once again, to read about another tech company performing layoffs — I had a hard time coming up with a title for this article because of how generic this layoff was. For other large companies they always tried some cute messaging or quoted an influential figure who would hate their guts. Nothing to poke fun at or take stances on to…

Former top writer in humor and one blog that absolutely popped off, was it worth it? — I never thought I’d do any form of writing besides documentation at work due to my hatred of Springboard and English class in high school. I perceived writing as a chore rather than a form of expression. Now, I am stuck with a tech blog and zero clue how things…

From a passion for computers to crime, will the hacker known as 4chan ever be defeated? — When I think about all the famous criminals who got away with it, I have a hard time coming up with a list of names. Maybe due to the fact many criminals fall flat due to negligence or greed. Or it might be the fact in the US, we don’t…