Sometimes I wish I could stop and smell the roses I’ll admit everyone who writes code is kind of brain broken. Anything that has a 90% failure and 10% success rate feels like it should be avoided at all costs. Unfortunately, high pay and masochism runs rampant in software development…

Do people write this shit unironically? Nope, that isn’t photoshop or a parody. This is the real world kiddos. If I say I’m “thoughtful and transparent” my hands are clean then baby. I serve the shareholders and that’s what is best for the employees of Microsoft. …

Giving chase sometimes ain’t worth it Read an article about median tech salaries? Visited Levels FYI and compared high values of Microsoft and Amazon salaries for data engineers? Saw a blog on Medium about a $30k signing bonus? You get the idea. Tech employment is extremely lucrative, especially if you…

Another blow to workers' rights in a series of blows to workers' rights. — Do you wonder why teachers are quitting in droves? Or how the Ohio railroad disaster ended up happening? I don’t either must be all the wokeness from these damn lazy workers. I joke, but it’s unironically an opinion driving a divide between the working class. I don’t t think unions…

I don’t have a problem. I like the smell of it. — (This is a parody, don’t do drugs) People talk about performance-enhancing drugs (PEDs) a lot. How it makes athletes run faster, throw further or become more muscular. Nobody writes about being better at your job. In this society, it’s required to maximize productivity at any cost. …

The chase for imaginary job security will ruin you. — I feel like a broken record stating this, but who ends up being laid off is predetermined. It’s going to be based on things out of your control. It could be a high salary on a specific team to an effort that isn’t successful. …

The analysts were wrong. Leaving as champ worked out. — MMA fans need to stop defending the UFC religiously. Your service was required in the dark days, but it’s time to move on. When people bring up fighter pay, long-term health, or unions, it provokes a negative attitude for no reason. They only do 15–25 minutes of work Training, dieting…

And five other whacky things to run a company successfully. — (This is a parody of AI enthusiasts) Today's world is complicated as technological advancements start churning out at the speed of light. Thankfully, we have reliable industry leaders in the private sector. However, new problems are arising with AI. ChatGPT can answer questions well, but how is it done legally…

Alright, zoomers, time to get back up, commute, and prepare to work hard again. I can’t handle the laptop class anymore. — (This is a parody) I know what you’re doing at home. I secretly installed software onto everyone’s PC with my trusted IT professional. It’s disgusting how many of you aren’t working on a laptop. I even caught Chad from sales playing CSGO, WERE FRIENDS ON STEAM MORON!!#KOPGHIUFE#QHUIFG