Maybe I’ll interview you next Never have I been able to make sense of the interview process. I know I’m not alone thinking this way because it’s a very prominent problem. However, people think about it in the absolute worst way. Many people want the “best of the best” to…

Shareholders first, employees last Welp, you fucked up. Hired way too much and started too many initiatives that didn’t make a lot of sense. Everyone is looking to you to solve this problem. As the CEO who makes in excess of $100 million dollars a year through salary and stocks…

This might be relevant to a few projects I’ve dealt with Highest priority in software is to get the damn thing to work. Fuck organizing code in modules, splitting responsibility, or designing classes beforehand. New features? Add them and shut up. Follow my guiding principles for job security and banging…

The Internet was a mistake 2 girls 1 cup? Sorry, I didn’t want you to vomit. I only state this because so many people were conditioned to odd things on the web. However, with such little content it was the only thing to check out due to morbid curiosity. Unfortunately…

Sometimes when canning people, it’s important to compare yourself to historical figures to justify your position When firing employees, it’s best to justify actions to quote a famous person who wouldn’t agree with anything you do. As more livelihoods are taken away due to “great tech CEO gains” period, they’re…

Twitch is a never ending cycle of drama, that keeps on feeding I don’t write about every piece of Twitch controversy otherwise I’d have a full time job in writing. Remember when I bitched about AI being abused and something needs to be done? No? Fuck, one day I’ll be…

I’ve watched enough trash TV to become an armchair therapist Doc I got a problem, I can’t stop watching reality TV. Now that I’ve put a mandatory hook into my article, let’s dive into the title name. “Shock” Therapy Shock therapy isn’t electrocuting someone you sick fuck. Man I swear…