Pros & Cons of Dating a C Programmer

C developers just keep trying to do more with less

I legit just googled “stereotypical developer”

(Parody of Pros & Cons of Dating a Programmer by Brunette girl)

C developers are trying to allocate available memory, not create some with a partner. No such thing as a married C developer since they’re busy writing thousands lines of code that can be done in Python with a single library…