Why Alcoholism is the Best Base for Software Development

“Just like Spark resources, drinking and developing requires tuning”

Most Accurate XKCD

Writing code sober isn’t healthy for a human being. Lack of enjoyment in coding leads to bad, unclean and unmaintainable code. Worst of all, coding just becomes a job instead of fun. Thankfully I have a grand solution, drink. Don’t stop until you’re head…